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Here’s how it went down, and what I learned that actually works. I knew I had to do something so this never happened again. There was a lot of information on the web, but a lot of it was bullshit. If you want to skip all the free tips and lesson stuff, then you can click here to go straight to the Hooked website and get the system for yourself.
Don’t be too concerned though, the top sites get screened constantly by support teams to prevent fake accounts, so they are very few and far between.
This helps to prevent you from wasting time on hookers and accounts that are set up by scammers.
If you really want to get serious with this system and turn it into a “girl-getting machine” then you should keep track of who you’ve contacted, what you said and if you’ve met them.
The subject line needs to do the following: Here’s an example of a great subject and a terrible subject: Hey cutie, love your tits :) WARNING: (Cute Guy Alert) – Fancy Meeting Me This Friday? Obviously the second because it makes them laugh, raises curiosity and compels them to click.
You’re a handsome young woman and obviously you’ve accomplished a lot in your short life. Maybe not, maybe you never wanted to get it in the first place, maybe you never wanted to move to the suburbs, maybe you secretly blame me for everything moving too fast and now you’re stuck here out in Calabasas or something and now you’re like 33 and if you leave me you’ll never have biological children, but if you stay with me you don’t know how you can stand even one more fucking second in this house in the middle of nowhere and separating the bank accounts is going to be such a god damned pain in the ass, and the goat isn’t cute anymore, it was a stupid idea, and it has an expected life span of like 35 more years but any place you give it away to might use it for meat and that would pretty much be unconscionable. That’s what it’s going to be like with you and me in like four years. And like, the big evil corporate guy is like “somebody clean this up for Christ’s sake.” Both you and that scene are fucking awesome.22) Some day, man… The breakdown in wizard specialness goes: all other wizards Come with me, I will say, and outside is parked a pegasus. the one for you has been customized with an awesome panel airbrushed on the side; I would say a chick with big tits in a chainmail bikini waving a spear on top of a polar bear but that’s probably not the kind of shit you would like.
My buddy Sean made a beeline for these chicks and started chatting them up. The advice didn’t work, and just left me even more confused than before. The techniques I use to get laid off of Tinder all the time.
There are a few things you can do to tell if an account is fake or not.
Yep, believe it or not there are some online dating sites you need to stay away from, they will just waste your time.
9) You and me are gonna have houses, cars, servants (username).
We’re gonna have so many yachts we’ll begin calling them merely “boats” to differentiate ourselves from the nouveaux riches who gauchely call them “yachts.” How about it.14) My name is Sexxxo Pornographicus, Galactic Overlord of Schlaungg, and I am here to crush the Earth. I have mastered your Earth courtship process and have come to conquer all ripe breeding vessels in your “Los Angeles County.” We will meet in a well-lit public place for one of your pathetic caffeinated beverages, at which point my reverse engineered Earth pheromones will overpower any puny resistance you may have and mating will begin.